On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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