it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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