After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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