I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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