Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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