i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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