People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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