Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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