Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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