It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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