What a fucking waste of an outfit
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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