I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Randomize
