Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Are we still banned from the library?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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