Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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