Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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