i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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