i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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