mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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