You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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