I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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