Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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