so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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