who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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