i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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