Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Ladies don't puke and tell
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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