thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
