There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
40s are totally the cure
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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