i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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