He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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