New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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