Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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