Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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