She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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