So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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