brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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