So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
foreskin is a definite game changer
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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