omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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