Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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