I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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