I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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