I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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