Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
