And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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