My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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