Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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