Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I have already put on my inside pants.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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