I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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