can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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