Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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