HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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