i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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