Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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