Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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